I know, I know. It’s a really big deal. Oh? It’s not? I’m just another member of the human race, lucky to be alive? Okay then. Glad we got that out of the way. Do I still have to start using words like buns and fanny to describe men’s butts? Yes? THANK GOD because I already started.
Ah, to be young again! Like really young. Like 12.
In 5th grade I had it all.
Killer style and a cutting edge haircut. I mean what 5th grade girl had a modified mullet.
I had a party in the front AND the back. 
Terrific dining behavior:
A knowledge of the world that surpassed my peers:
And get this: FREE PIZZA HUT JUST FOR READING.
Best of all, I threw killer parties. My famous “Inside Out ” Party. Wow. Can you imagine something as fun as wearing your clothes inside out and backwards in 1988? TO A PARTY AT SOMEONE’S HOUSE??
And man was it a day to remember. So much so that there are a total of 2- count them 2- photos to commemorate the event! We were so crazy you guys. We put cups on our mouths!! Can you believe us?
My mullet was growing out into a classy, yet still unattractive, middle part shag (notice my classy hands folded like a proper lady) and Lin’s boyish bob was growing out into a longer yet still boyish bob. Side note: our turtle necks weren’t helping matters.
As I hit the early 90s I was on the cutting edge of all things pop culture.
My scrapbook proves it! I will just show you a few pages and let them speak for themselves…
Yes, a scrapbook of 90210 and Ross Perot. I was a very strange child. Maybe I don’t want to go back to being an early adolescent. That was a weird time for everyone involved, let’s be honest. From the mullet to the obsession with free Pizza Hut, to say I was in a downward spiral would be an understatement. I think I have a bit more clarity at 35. At least now I can say that both Luke Perry AND Ross Perot have great buns.
This is hilarious! Happy birthday
THANK YOU!!!
Happy, happy 35th birthday, MC! Book It! You just uncovered a chunk of nostalgia in my brain that I didn’t know existed. I loved that program. Personal pan pizza with the principal, baby! What could be better for a kid?
Your 90210 scrapbook is da bomb (didn’t Dylan say that on episode #39?)!
Oh, ha ha, and Happy Biirtday, Little Mare! … And I don’t know what mullet you are talking about….you were just too cute way back when and of course still are! Yeah, I know this is your mom talking but c’mon…all anyone has to do is look at those adorable pictures. And Little Lin was a cutie too, even with that …I admit…boyish bob! Have a wonderful day! I love you!…and your scrapbooks!
Happy Birthday – as always, quite entertaining!! (I am decades older than you and I STILL love the 90210 gang!! haha)
Have a great day